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Are you seeing planes? Is your name tatoo? Cause I swear to God your livin on fantasy island. (1)So, I was standin there, waitin to use the payphone, when the guy, who was on the phone, turns around and tips his hat…like this…(2)and WHO do you think that guy was? (1) EMILIO ESTEVES! (2) I … Read more

#1- You live here all alone? #2- Yes. Just me and my memories. I’m practically a hermit. #1- A hermit! I notice the table is set for four. #2- That’s nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight. That doesn’t prove a thing. –Do they allow tipping on the boat? –Yes, sir. –Have you got … Read more

1)So are you a visitor? 2)Uh…no, I’m just visiting. 1)you’re outa your mind. 2)what’s your point? 555-9876. and that’s why we wear knee-pads, right honey? and that’s why we were helmets and knee pads, because sometimes you fall down and go boom, right honey? Celebration. Have a heart. I told you I’d make a killer … Read more