Are you seeing planes? Is your name tatoo? Cause I swear to God your livin on fantasy island.
(1)So, I was standin there, waitin to use the payphone, when the guy, who was on the phone, turns around and tips his hat…like this…(2)and WHO do you think that guy was? (1) EMILIO ESTEVES!
(2) I SWEAR TO GOD…i was there! (1) Of course you were there! You were the one that screamed the breakfast clubbers name. (2) I was like EMIIIIILLIIIOOOOOO!!
(1)So, I was standin there, waitin to use the payphone, when the guy, who was on the phone, turns around and tips his hat…like this…(2)and WHO do you think that guy was? (1) EMILIO ESTEVES! (2)the mighty duck man I SWEAR TO GOD…i was there! (1) Of course you were there! You were the one that screamed the breakfast clubbers name. (2) I was like EMIIIIILLIIIOOOOOO!!
(Doug is sound asleep and Steve stick a Twizzler into Doug’s nose and open mouth. Doug snorts and wakes up) 1) I just Twizzled you, my friend. (person 1 starts to eat Twizzler) 2) Ugh! That was up my nose. (person 1 looks at Twizzler, shrugs, and eats the rest of it.)
(Girl Doll)-Hi Doug, your night club is sooo cool. Can my supermodel friends come in and dance?
(Doug)- NO…. YES
(Girl Doll)- Youre so funny and cute and tall, hey let’s shake it!
(Doug)- I don’t see why not..
(Girl Doll)- SHUT UP LET’S SHAKE IT!
(Dad)- WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
(Doug)- Not Much…
(Dad)- Its not enough you have to go to stupid clubs everynight, you have to come here cut up my plants and make toys of them!
(Doug)- Its not a toy, it’s a club with a Jungle Theme!
(Dad)- YOURE A JUNGLE THEME! Go find your brother and load the trucks! (Doug walks away) IDIOT, USELESS!
(subtitle on the screen) 42 seconds later……..
(WHAT IS LOVE by Haddaway blasts in the backround) 1) Man, i love this song! 2) Nah, actually, i’ve gotten kinda sick of it.
… And i was like Emilio
1) I think you’ve mistaken my brother for someone who gives a flying rats ass 2)….Seeing a flying rats ass would be cool
1) Did Mom get lipstick on me? 2) Yeah, but it looks like you were making out. 1) Sweet.
1) Did you grab my ass? 2) Sir, from where I’m standing, that’s a physical impossibility.
1) did you just grab my ass? 2) no. 1) Do you want to?
1) Guys, how long have we been friends? 2) Uh, through all seven years of high school.
1) Hey, Dooey! Tell your mom I had a good time last night! 2) Yeah! And your dad! 1) What? 2) I mean, your sister!
1) Is this Visa or Mastercard? 2) Move your thumb.
1) Maybe we shoudl go back to work at the plant store. 2) Maybe we should go to college, wear jeans and stop putting gel in our hair! Let’s do that, Steve!
1) Now, Steve, repeat after me. 2) After me.
1) Oh, yeah, Steve, I forgot to tell you. Emily is home from school. 2) Hey, Dad? I think you might be confusing Steve with some one actually gives a flying rat’s ass. 3) A flying rat’s ass. That would be wild to see.
1) See this guy here? This is the guy we wanna be like. 2) I thought we wanted to be like Grieco. 1) Nah, fashionably we wanna be like Grieco. Professionally, it’s this guy.
1) So, do you think I could wear this suit to your brother’s wedding? 2) What? 1) Your brother’s wedding. He’s marrying Emily. 2) Oh, God. (drops his head down onto the table)
1) We’ve got a meeting with Mr. Zadir. 2) Names? 1)Doug and Steve Butabi. 2) Are you two brothers? 1)Ma’am, i appreciate the setup but i don’t really have time for this.
1) WELL BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY. 2) THATS A PRETTY SWEET SHOW TOO
1) What are you doing? 2) Looking at your tag. Just as I thought. Made in heaven. 1)(says person #2’s name), you’ve gotten past the opening lines.
1) what’s up? what’s up? what’s up? what’s up? 2)steve, steve! 1)sorry, it’s like hottie overload in here 1)i know, just pace yourself 2) what’s up… two… three… four… what’s up?
1) You can take away our car, and you can take away out phones, but you can’t take away our dreams. 2) Yeah, cuz we’re asleep when we have ’em!
1) You guys are ugly, pathetic, losers! 2) Coma what? 3) Steve, your a jerk-off. (1 to 2) I can’t beleive we had sex with these ass-wads.
1) you see this guy back here? 2)sup 1)hes my co-pilot on this magic carpet ride, and you are just way too much baggage
1) You’re holding me back. You’re like…like-like this thing….this wieght…this…um… 2) A lead weight? 1) Yes! Thanks.
1) You’re not here with anyone are you? 2)Just my friend 3)Hottie
Police Officer?! I was really looking forward to meeting you at the
municipal court honor before June 6th. 1)So you guys wanna dance?
2&4)NNNOOOOOOOOO……YYYEEEEESSSSSS!
1)Are you guys brothers? 2)*In unison* No…YES!
1)Devo had a huge hit that year. 2)Yeah, and Joni Loves Chachi started that year.
1)Hey, Steve? 2)yeah Doug? You got a number!!! 1 and 2) WE GOT A NUMBER!!!!! WOOO-HOOO!!!!!!!!
1)I want you to do me a favor. 2)Anything you say, T.J. Hooker. 1)Please obey all posted speed limits.
1)Is this you’re first time? 2)Yes. Isn’t it yours?
1)is this your first time?! 2)what? youre funny, youre a funny girl! hey steve, did u hear that?!
1)It’s not a toy! It’s a club w/a jungle theme. 2)You’re a jungle theme!!
1)Names. 2)Doug Butabi. 3)Steve Butabi. 1)You’re brothers? 2)No. 2&3) YES!! Man! 1)That’s quite a joke.
1)Now repeat after me: We can get into the Roxbury. 2)We can get into…the Roxbury.
1)Raggin’ party last night! 2)Is that what my mother told you? Or was it my father?
1)Remember us? 2)No. 3)Doug & Steve Butabi. 2)You’re brothers? 1)No. 1&3)YES!! Man! 2)Now I remember you, and you still can’t come in.
1)So, is Johnny Depp meeting you here later? 2)No.
1)Steve, car!! 2)Nice bulbs, Emily. And I don’t mean that metaphorically.
1)Steve, you’re a jerk-off! 2)Well, I’m glad you shared that w/me.
1)Steven, do you promise to love Emily, comfort her, honor her, in sickness and in health, as long as you both shall live? 2)My dad already paid the caterer.
1)The ladies await my friend! Cell! (presses buttons & phone rings) 2)Who is it? 3)I don’t know. It’s just a bunch of pound signs.
1)We had a pretty sweet time last night, didn’t we? 2)Sweet ass time.
1)What about the party? 2)I just don’t want a lawsuit, okay?
1)What are you doing? 2)Checking you’re label. Just as I thought: Made in Heaven.
1)What are you doing? 2)Checking your label. Just as I thought: Made in Heaven.
1)you can take away are keys and you can take away our phones but you cant take away our dreams! 2)yea cuz we’re like sleeping when we have them.
1)You can take away our phones and our car, but you can NOT take away our dreams! 2)Yeah! ‘Cause we’re like sleeping when we have them!
1)You’re an ass, Doug!
1. Hey hey hey is that a mirror in your pocket? 2. What? 1. Cause I can see myself in your pants.
1. You can take away our car… but you can never take away our DREAMS! 2. Yeah, because we’re sleeping when we have them
1: You brothers? 2 & 3: no…. yeeeeeeessss. every time!
Booow, booow
what are you doing?
that is the sound of an anbulance, because the sight of you stoped my heart.
So… you wanna make out or what?
DIABETIC!!
What is love .. so baby don’t hurt me. Don’t hurt me. No more
Ah! What was the point of that!?
Am I reading my disc meter correctly here? ‘Cause I could swear I’m being blown off!
and later, we can make out. no need to brag but i’m really,really good at it!
Are u guys brothers? i appreciate the set up but i dont have time for this
are you seeing planes? is your name tattoo? because i swear to god your living on fantasy island!
Are you seeing planes? Is your name tattoo? Cuz I swear to God you’re living on Fantasy Island!
Are you seeing planes? is your name tattood? cause i swear your living on fantasy island.
Are you two brothers?…….NOOOOOOO…..YESSSSS!!
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That’s the sound of an ambulance,coming to take me away,cuz the sight of you stopped my heart.
Boooooooooop, Boooooooooop. Do you know what that sound is? That’s the sound of the ambulance coming to take me away cause the sight of you stopped my heart.
But there’s no HBO!
Cambies number. We got a number!
Camby: 1980, good year! Doug: 1980 was a really good year. Steve: YEAH! and Joanie loves Chachi started that year! Camby: Yea yea, Joani love Chachi, but did Chachi give a flying fuck about Joanie? Mr. Zadir: Camby makes a good point!
Como What?
Consider me your ex-brother!
Craig!!!
Gentlemen, lookin’ large! Hey, you want the rest of my power bar?
No thanks, I got a Nitro bar.
How bout an…energy bar.
No thanks, I got a muscle triplicator bar
Craig(to Steve and Doug) Guys, how long have we been friends?
Steve: Uh, through all five years of high school.
Craig: Lemme ask u something, how long we been friends?
Steve: All 7 years of high school
Doug: Yea, At least
Craig: That’s y I gotta b real with u right now and im not gonna sugar coat it. Look, as a professional trainer, guys, I’m a little worried about your triceps. I mean u guys aren’t goin all the way down, its called full extension and im not seeing it
Doug: Craig, your right, we actually had a long talk about that the other night
Steve: long talk
Craig: I just don’t want you guys to cheat yourselves. And im sorry to come down on you like this but in a weird way, its my job.
Steve: Hey, that’s y we love you and we hate you.
Craig: Still friends?
D&S: You know it.
Craig: Oh my god, i am having one hell of a time!!
Doug: Oh shut up!!
Credit Vixen: Doug, swipe the card.
Doug: Swipe it? OK i’ll swipe it. Is that nice? Does that feel good? Cuz i could swipe it aaaallll night.
Dad, it’s like this. Doug is like a fax machine. You keep putting things in, but if it doesn’t have a cover page, people don’t know where it’s coming from. And sometimes you get a busy signal. That’s why you have a memory button, and a redial button… Actually i never use those i always screw them up.
Dad: Whats the matter Steve, all the customers are depressed! Steve: I know dad but its just not the same without seeing Doug at the register Dad: What are you talking about he’s right across from the pool, its a mansion in there! Steve: yeah but theres no cable Dad: yes there is! they have cinemax! Steve: But theres no HBO! Man!!
Dear, not now. It’s your wedding!
Did you just grab my ass?
From where I am standing, that’s physically impossible, sir.
I know your tricks, Dewey.
DID YOU JUST GRAB MY ASS?
Sir from where I’m standing that is a physical impossibility.
Did you just touch my ass?
Do you like blueberries or strawberries? Why? Because I wanna know what kind of pancakes to order you in the morning
Don’t bother trying to explain it to him. He’ll never understand.
Don’t forget the other boy in the band…Goege Washington!
Doug and Steve’s gym helper:This one i call the sprincler (hits doug with his hand
Doug(ays to limmo driver): tell your mom I had a great time last night. Steve(also to limo driver): and your dad. Doug(to stsve):what?
Steve(to limo driver):I mean your sister.
Doug,Why are you Mt.Saint Helenizing on me?
Doug: Back off, chicklet!
Emily: What’s your problem, Doug?!
Doug: Emily, I don’t know if you know this but my brother and I, we live life in the fast lane. That means no stop signs, no red lights, and no pulling over to take pictures. Now, you see this man over here?
Steve: Sup?
Doug: He’s my co-pilot on this magic carpet ride. It’s carry on only, and your way too much luggage.
Emily: Shut up Doug
Doug: Back off, chicklet! Emily: What’s your problem, Doug?! Doug: Emily, I don’t know if you know this but my brother and I, we live life in the fast lane. That means no stop signs, no red lights, and no pulling over to take pictures. Now, you see this man over here? Steve: Sup? Doug: He’s my co-pilot on this magic carpet ride. It’s a two-man operation. One…two…crowd. Emily: Shut up, Doug. Doug: Shh. I just don’t want you to get hurt.
Doug: I called to get an approval.
Credit Vixen: The card?
Doug: No sweet-cheeks. Me! Hee,hee,hee,hee,hee!
Doug: oh Shut up you idiot!
Craig: Listen, just because you and your brother are having problems, doesn’t mean you can make dimunitive remarks about my intellectual capacity.
Doug: So im standing there waitin to use the pay phone. Steve: He was, he really was, and some guy whos on the phone turns around…and tips his hat..like this. Steve: and who do you think that guy was?….Doug: Emilio Estevez! Steve: the Mighty Duck man I swear to god, I was there…Dough: Of course you were you were the one who yelled the clubbers name! Steve: I was, I was like..EMILIO!!!!! Doug: Ah HA HA HAAAA!!!!! Steve: EMIILLIAAAAO!!! HA HA HA HM HMMM MM!!!
Doug: Yeah that was also a great show.
Cambi: Yeah, Yeah, yeah. Chachi loves Jony, but does joni give a flying fuck about Chachi?
Doug:Hey dad, i think you’re mistaking steve for someone who gives a flying rat’s ass. Steve:Flying rat’s ass, that’d be wild to see.
Doug:Operator 238 please! Hey its me. Operator: Doug I told you not to call here. DOUG: well i got to get an approval OPERATOR: well i got to get a card number DOUG: not the card sweetness me heheheheh OPERATOR: shut up and swipe it DOUG: do you like that huh cause i could swipe it all night. OPERATOR heh the card is fine goodbye doug. bye 238
DOUG:You can take away are phones and you can take awy our keys, but you cant take away our dreams…STEVE:yah because we are like sleeping when we have them
Emilio!Emilio!Emilio!
Emily (at wedding): They say if you love sometthing, Then you should let it go and if it comes back, You shall cherish it forever.
Emily. you used to work at your dad’s lamp store. then we went on some dates. and you let me have sex with you….. oh i’m done
Emily: … or we could just drive around and make out… i love making out.. and i don’t mean to brag but i’m really really really good at it.
Emily: Shut up Craig, I’m walking down the aisle, you dick!
Emily: Steeeve.. Steeeeeve! I like your bathing suit. It looks really good on you cos you’ve got really good muscle definition. Most of the american guys i know dont wear such revealing bathing suits. It’s really european of you. It’s really sexy. And i dont mean to brag but i have really good taste in whats sexy.
Flying rats ass! That’d be wild to see.
GEORGE WASHINGTON!
Grieco: So you guys come here a lot? Doug: Sure all the time. Steve: But we’ve never been inside.
guy:Beeeewwww, Beewwwwwwwww,Girl: whats that? Guy: thats the ambulance comeing to take me away cause the sight of you has stoped my heart.
Hey did youy grab my ass?
Hey, Doug, if I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
Hi this is Doug Butabi. I’m not home right now cuz i’m out living it up unlike my pussy-whip brother who spends his time with Emily. BEEP.
Hi, this is Doug Butabi. I’m not home right now cuz I’m out livin’ it up, unlike my pussy-whip brother who’s spending all his time(in sarcastic voice)with Emilyyyy. BEEP.
Hi, this is Doug Butabi. Im not home right now, cause i’m living it up. Unlike my pussy whip brother who spends his time with EMILY. BEEP!
honey if your gonna hit your peak why dont you do it in your room
Huh? Do you want a little of this? How about a little of that?!
I broke the window again.
I CANT TASTE IT DOUG, I CANT IM SO SCAREd right now i dont know what to do your mad cowing on me. AlRIGHT you have to relax
I just talked to Dewy in Pismo Beach, he said theres no way he grabbed your ass.
I think we’ve gotten to a point in our relationship where I can comfortably call you ‘Viv’ and leave out the ‘Ica’
I-I-I-I-IKEA!!!!!
Idiotboy! Go cover the cash register!
its an ambulance comin to take me away cuz the sight of you stopped my heart
its time to tackle this little lady called night
Look, just because you and your brother are fighting that’s no reason to refer to my intellectual capacity in a dimunitive manner.
Look, just because you and your brother are fighting, that’s no reason to refer to my intellectual capacity in a dimunitive manner.
MAKE A MOOOOVE
Mr. Zadir: Did you grab my ass? Doug: No. Mr. Zadir: Do you want to?
Doug: No…. Should I? Mr. Zadir: HA HA, okay continue.
Mr. Zadir: Hold on a second, I have to go say hello to Jim Carrey. JIM! Get over here you pet detective bastard! SMOKIN’ you crazy son of a BITCH!
Mr.ZidirThat’s some good ass-grabbing going on there
Names?
Doug Butabi
Steve Butabi
Butabi? Are you guys brothers?
No…..YESSSSS
Nice bulbs, Emily. And I don’t…mean that metaphorically.
nooo…..YES!!
one, two, three, what’s up?!…one, two, three, what’s up?!
Please do not speak of my mental capacity in that dimunitive manner!
priest:repeat after me
Steve:after me
puewwwww puewwww puewwww, what are you doing??,thats ambulance is coming to take me away because teh site of you stopped my heart puewww puewwww
Shutup Craig i’m walking down the aisle you dick!! Judy wore white?! Grandma get off the phone!
So I’m standing there waiting to use the payphone,(yeah he was,seriously) and the guy who’s on the phone…turns around and tips his hat like this *tip* and who do you think that guy was?…….emilio estives. The mighty duck man i swear to god,i was there i was like EEEMIILIIOOOOOO
So i’m standing there, waiting to use the payphone. (ya he was seriously). and this guy who’s on the phone turns around, and tips his hat like this. S: and who do you think that guy was? D: Emilio Estevez!! S: the mighty duck man i swear to god i was there! D: of course you were you were the one who yelled the breakfast clubbers name! S: i was like EMILIOOOO!!
So, anyway… you guys want to make out or what?
so……you wanna make out or what???
Steve i said a lot of stuff i shouldn’t have said. You don’t drag me down. I drag me down. You…you complete me.
Steve- No…. Yes….
Doug- Steve this is the worst day of my life and I’d really appreciate it if you didn’t talk to me right now.
Steve- I don’t know how I’m supposed to respond to that.
Doug-Big surprise Steve. You don’t know how to do something! You don’t know how to work the clubs, you don’t know how ot talk to the ladies, the only thing you know how to do is ask me how to do everything.
Steve- But I’m just- following
Doug- That’s why everything’s gone wrong! Because you’re holding me back. You’re like this.. like this thing that’s tied to my leg like this dragging thing, like it’s on a chain, like being dragged.
Steve- Lead weight.
Doug- Yes, thank you. But I’m not letting you drag me down anymore. That’s it fin, nothing, wall that’s all. Nothing.
Steve- You know you can’t blame me for what happend. I mean today what just a series of random events gone wrong.
Doug- Well maybe they wouldn’t go a rye if I had someone sitting next to me with a brain!
Steve- You know what? Dad was right. You are a loser!
Doug- You know what Steve?! I lied. You’re not good looking.
Steve- Did you say something because I have trouble hearing things from that low to the ground.
Doug- Well hear this! From now on consider me your ex brother!
Steve- I don’t care!
Doug- Care about this? *acts like he’s hitting Steve* Huh? Ya want that? Ya want the real thing?!
Steve- NO! NO! Do you want the real thing? *acts like he’s hitting Doug*
Doug- Stop talking to me!
Steve- Fine.
Doug- Good.
Steve- Fine.
Doug- Nice.
Steve: Do ya know what I allways thought would make a cool twilitezone episode? you see we’re looking at this picture of a lady but to this lady are wejust a picture of our selfs
Steve: Doug, i don’t think i can go in there.
Doug: Ok, Steve? You’re madcowing on me.
Steve: Doug, i see the roxbury bubble and i hate to the one to burst it, but….
Doug: It’s ok Just think puppies and candy canes allright?
Steve: hey nice bulbs. and I don’t mean that metaforicly
Steve: I totally nozzled you my friend
Steve: Nice bulbs, Emily. I don’t mean that figuratively.
Steve: No…….yes….
Doug: Steve, would you be quiet? this is like the worst day of my life.
Steve: Hey, this day just went bad because of a few random mishaps that just went awry.
Doug: Or maybe they wouldn’t have gone awry if i was sitting next to someone with a brain!
Steve: i..i don’t know what to say.
Doug: Big surprise, Steve! You don’t know how to do something!
Steve: You know what? Dad was right;you are a loser!
Doug: You know what Steve? I lied. You’re not good looking!!
Steve: I’m sorry! I’m having problems hearing someone who’s that low to the ground!
Doug:(raises a fist and pretends to punch Steve) Huh? How do you like that? Do you want the real thing!
Steve does the same.
Steve: God!!
Doug: Damn!!
STEVE: We met, talked, and she let me have sex with her
AUDIENCE: (Silence)
STEVE: Oh, I’m finished
STEVE:this whole day has just been a series of random events gone awry. DOUG: well maybe if they wouldnt go awry if i had someone sitting next to me with a brain. STEVE:you know what dad was right your not good lookin. DOUG: guess what steve you dont know how to do somthing but iam not letting you drag me down anymore from now on consider me your ex-brother STEVE: fine i dont care DOUG: good brick wall done thats all
sweet ass sweet … diabetic
that crazy son of a bitch
Time to play a little softball…
Um, Emily, i just got out of a serious relationship and it’s gonna take some time to heal my emotions. That’ll take until at least this Saturday.
We live life in the fast lane, meaning no stop signs, no red lights and there is no pulling over to take pictures. See this guy right here, hes my copilot on this magic carpet ride, Its carry on only and your just way to much luggage!
Well, excuse me, Bill Nye the Science Guy!
That’s a sweet show too!
What is love?
Why are you Mount Saint Helens-ing on me?
Why go out for burgers, when we got steaks at home?
yeah and maybe we should go to college and stop putting gel in our hair and start wearing BLUE JEANS!
You can take away our phones, and you can take away our keys but you canNOT take away our dreams! That’s right cuz we’re like sleeping when we have them!
You know what their problem is? They just don’t know how to treat the incoming clientel. When we open our nightclub, we’ll treat all the celebrity wanna-bes like celebrities.
You like that, I can swipe it all night!
You see, Dad, Doug is like a fax machine…you keep putting stuff in, and putting stuff in, and if you don’t put a cover sheet on it, people don’t know where it’s comming from…and sometimes you get a busy signal…
you touch my ass?
You’ve got a date to meet her at the municipal state court!!
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