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*singing* As the adding machine once said…you can’t count on me. –Did you see ‘The Lost Weekend’? –Yes, I think I’m living through it. –Hilde, do you know where we can hide? –Sure, I know a place right across the Brooklyn bridge where they’ll never find us. –Where is it? –Brooklyn! As the adding machiene … Read more

(1)Two questions. What is your name? And can I please have your phone number? (2)Abby, and I thought you’d never ask. 1) I’ve loved you since we first met on the L 2) That was very convincing! 1) I’ve loved you since we first met on the L?! Who wrote this?! E to the R … Read more

–It’s all over now, isn’t it? –Yes, it’s all over. human beings would be stupid enough to blow themselves off the face of the earth I love Americans. They’re so naive. Is your invitation to spread a little fertilizer still open? Prepare to surface! The war started when people accepted the idiotic principle that peace … Read more