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Teacher: If you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat! All in all, it’s just another brick in the wall! I’m going to be OK! Is there anybody out there??? It was just before dawn, one miserable morning in black ’44, … Read more

…there’s 2 types of people in this world, my type of people, and assholes! 1)What’s wrong with her? 2)Ain’t nothing wrong with her. It’s just my grandma. A mailman, what kinda shit is that?!? could you give us some of your political beliefs? Kill everyone now! Condone 1st degree murder. Advocate cannibalism. Eat shit ! … Read more

–Officer, arrest this man. He’s taking me up to his apartment. –Well, I can’t say that I blame him, Miss. –Well, what am I missing? –If you have to ask, you’re missing it. 1)I do hate to interrupt, but would you mind hanging up, please? 2)Who’s that? 3)The other half of my party line. Just … Read more