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1)Now can anyone tell me how this happened! (holds up hairy hands). 2)I don’t know sir, but if you don’t stop you could go blind. I hope this doesn’t get too akward, Sir. I already heard what you said about my little butt. If you show me yours, I’ll show you mine! Ok, it’s a … Read more

(At the barber shop) {1} Just a little on the sides. {2} You can do that?! {3} Yup. This ain’t the army. (Looking at 2 guys with crew cuts) Nice haircuts men,…..Damn good haircuts!!! 1)Excuse me sir. I seemed to have ripped my pants. 2)You run don’t walk to the supply depot and get a … Read more

I like fuzzy things. Like peaches and kiwis and Hostess Snowballs. In fact, that Fred hated every human being except me really meant something. Mama never told me. Not that I’m a lesbian – well, maybe I am. One day with the top down is better than a lifetime in a box. She’s definitely a … Read more