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A SHRINK! TURN IT AROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I saw a dead cat yesterday! Murph to Junior: Thats my sister over there Junior: Uggh! Who let her outta Jurrasic Park! Murph: Are you insulting my sister? Junior: No im insulting Trex Once when i sneezed a piece of corn came out of my nose! You got no guts! … Read more

(Trixie just tied up the players of the puppet show and continues) Trixie: (as Uncle Sam) Sorry about the delay folks. We’re having some technical difficulties. Trixie: (as Baldy) Yeah, I had to scratch my balls. 1) I wouldn’t do that if I were you. 2) If I were you, I wouldn’t do a lot … Read more

1) Junior, I’m going to have to take your allowance back. 2) The whole buck?! Hmm…I wonder if he has change for a twenty. I wonder if penguins can fly? Alright smart mouth now you’re gonna pay for it. And hurry the hell up!! I’m not getting any younger!!! (ding) Ben: TV? What’s TV compared … Read more