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Artie:It’s a piece of shit,Bob.Jim:Yeah,but it could be our piece of shit. Dark star. Guy #1: I’m looking for the blow. Where’s the blow? Guy #2: It’s in the file cabinet under ‘S’ for stash. It was your brilliant idea. Remember? Jackass,moody doesn’t mean an hour of blackness! Jim!Listen to me, I will kill you! … Read more

1)-all you have to do is walk across the floor, and slip on that glass 2)(gibberish)1)yea, you might get hurt.but it’s a risk i’m willing to take… 1)dad i gotta go to the bathroom. 2)cant u wait?1)dad i gotta go real bad 2) well then $hit out the window Cad Driver: You want to take … Read more

#1- Why? #2- Because it’s Hitler’s harmonica. #1- You’re driving his car. (after losing a heart for a transplant) 1. I have lost my heart many times before, i make a joke so you forget how screwed you are (The busload of Lucys are starting to get on Owen’s nerves) OWEN(to himself):Two million dollars…Two million … Read more