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–Have you ever met any jazz musicians you would describe, or who would describe themselves, as anarchists? –Hmmm…ah, there was a trombone player, Wilfred Baker…He’s the only jazz musisian I can think of who is completely devoid of anarchist tendencies. Any decent church would have burned you bastards years ago. Glasnost gives everyone the right … Read more

#1: These are O.R. scrubs. #2: Oh, R they? ‘It’s a dead language,’ I’d always say ‘What are you, a lawyer or something?’ -what did you think of the play mr. low jeans? -best play ever man 1) How did you and Ms. Cross meet? 2) We went to Harvard together. 3) Oh, really? I … Read more

(in airplane) CARTER SAYS: gafeelka fish ..i think you, should go over there and count something… 1)Here, I’m Michael Jackson, you Toto! 2)That’s Tito! Toto’s what we had for dinner last night. 1)Hold on Lee! I’ll be right there! 2)AAAAHHHHHHH! 1)Aw! HELL NO!!!! LEE?! I’m takin’ the stairs! 1)I am a citizen here! Here, I … Read more