#1: These are O.R. scrubs.
#2: Oh, R they?
‘It’s a dead language,’ I’d always say
‘What are you, a lawyer or something?’
-what did you think of the play mr. low jeans?
-best play ever man
1) How did you and Ms. Cross meet? 2) We went to Harvard together. 3) Oh, really? I wrote a hit play, but I’m not sweating it either.
1) She’s my Rushmore, Max. 2) Yeah, I know. She was mine, too.
1) their O.R. scrubs. 2) Oh, are they?
1)Do you remember how I got into this school?
2)You wrote a play
1)That’s right, a little one-act about Watergate
1)I’m putting you on sudden-death academic probation.
2)Can I see some documentation on that?
1)Were you in the shit?
2)Yeah I was in the shit.
1-These are O. R. scrubbs. 2-Oh Are they?
1. May I cut in? I haven’t had a chance to cut a rug with your new girlfriend yet. 2. Aww, girlfriend… 3. Yes I am. And find your own dance partner, Mr. Bloom, I’m spoken for. 2. No, it’s ok. He’s my friend.
1: Has it ever crossed your mind that you’re far too young for me?
2: It crossed my mind that you might consider that a possibility, yeah.
1: What’s the secret?
2: The secret?
1: Yeah, you seem to have it pretty figured out.
2: The secret, I don’t know… I guess you’ve just gotta find something you love to do and then… do it for the rest of your life.
1: What’s your Dad’s job Max. 2: He’s a neurosurgeon. I could never see myself cutting open someone’s brain but he seems to enjoy it.
Baseball coach: What did you think Mr. Littlejeans?
Mr. Littlejeans: Best play ever man!
Can I see some documentation on that?
Couldn’t we just let me slip by, for old times sake?
Dad-It’s like one of those clipper ship captains Max, your married to the sea.
Max- Yes that’s true dad but I’ve been out to sea a long time now.
Dad: It’s like one of those clipper ship captains, your married to the sea
Max: Yes that’s true dad, but I’ve been out to sea for a long time now.
Dad: You’re like one of those clipper ship captains, you’re married to the sea. Max: Yes, it is true, but I have not been out to sea in a long time.
Dear Max,
I’m sorry to say that I have secretly found out that Mr.
Blume is having an affair with Miss Cross. My first
suspicions came when I saw them frenching at the museum, and
then I knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in Mr.
Blume’s swimming pool, giving each other hand jobs while you
were taking a nap on the front porch. Why am I telling you
this now? Because you’re such a good friend. Take care, pal.
Fondly,
Dirk Calloway
Frank, you enter stage right with the bag of cocaine.
Got any good handjobs lately?
Havin a snak?….Havin some carrotts?
Herman Blume: She’s my Rushmore.
Max Fischer: I know. She was mine too.
Herman: Did you invite Max to your party? Son: Dad, there are gonna be girls there! Son 2: Yeah Dad, pull your head out.
Herman: Did you invite Max to your party? Son: Dad, there are gonna be girls there! Son 2: Yeah Dad, pull your head outta yer ass.
Herman: I didn’t know you wrestled. Max: shrugs Yeah, I’m an alternate. Referee: Gentlemen, shake hands!
I always wanted to be in one of your fuckin’ plays.
I didn’t have a major, but my thesis was on Latin American economic policy.
I know about you and the teacher.
I like your nurse’s uniform guy…..these are O.R. scrubs……Oh, are they?
I miss Rushmore. I miss the seasons.
i never asked anybody to build me an aquarium
I only meant friends…do ya want me to grab a dictionary?
I saved Latin. What did you ever do?
I saved Latin. . .what did you ever do?
i saved latin. what did you ever do.
I saved Latin. What did you ever do?
I should probably be trying harder to score with chicks….that’s the only thing anybody really cares about.
I should probably be trying harder to score with ckicks. That’s the only thing anybody really cares about. It’s not my forte unfortunately.
I think I’m gonna stick a knife in his heart,
Then I’m gonna send him back to ireland in a body bag.
He’s from scotland.
Well, tell that stupid mick he just made my list of things to do today.
I understand you’re a neurosurgeon.
No, I a barber….but alot of people make that mistake.
I was trying to have that tree over there fall on you.
I wrote a hit play and directed it. So I’m not sweating it, either.
i wrote and directed a hit play, so i’m not sweatin it either
i wrote and directed a hit play, so i’m not sweating it either.
I’m sorry… did somebody say my name?
I’ve applied for early admission to Oxford and the Sorbonne. Harvard is my safety.
In the next scene you enter from stage right with the cocaine.
Is that fake blood?
It’s getting to loco homes. No more gats.
it’s uhhhh….a jellyfish (the little boy in miss cross’s class says it to mr. blume when they’re outside painting)
Kiss me Little Juan
Many of you may think that I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth, but I’m no elitist. I think you’ve got some really great facilities here.
Max Fischer: So you were in Vietnam?
Herman Blume: Yeah.
Max Fischer: Were you in the shit?
Herman Blume: Yeah, I was in the shit.
Max, care to try it?
max: so what’s with the nurse’s uniform?
owen wilson: these are O.R. scrubs.
max: OH ARE they?
Miss Cross: Max, what happened to your nose? Max: I got punched in the face. (to Peter) What’s YOUR excuse?
Ni hilo sanctum estne…is nothing sacred?
sic transit gloria…the glory fades, hi I’m Max Fischer
Now, for some of you it doesn’t matter. You were born rich and your going to stay rich. But here’s my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can’t buy backbone. Don’t let them forget it. Thank you.
Oh, Central America and whatnot. Well, moving on, did you hear that they are going to cancel Latin?
Pipe dreams dad, I’m a barber’s son
Rosemary: Is that fake blood?
Max: Yes it is.
Sharp little guy…..he’s one of the worst students we’ve got.
she’s a sweet girl, but she’s fucked up.
Sic Transit Gloria, Glory Fades. Maybe we’ll meet again, when the fighting stops.
Sic transit gloria, Mr. Blume.
Sic transit gloria.
So tell me Curly, how do you know Ms. Cross?
Stop. If you don’t stop with that ping-pong talk, I’m going
to lose it. Do you understand me?
Take deam aim on the rich kids. Get them in your crosshairs and take them down.
take dictation please
The killing’s gotta stop, esse. It’s getting too loco.
The paths of glory lead but to the grave.
These are glorious/ Hey oldtimer
This is where we’re putting in the new aquarium, I’m in charge of the commitee if you could believe it.
Unlock it
want me to pass the creamer, dog?
Was that Latin??
we have something in common, we both have dead people in our families.
weiner
Well you tell that Mick he just made my list of things to do today.
What are you, a lawyer?
What do you call getting a hand job in the back of a Jaguar? A fucking lie?
What do you really think is going to happen between us? Do you think we’re going to have sex?
That’s kind of a cheap way to put it.
Not if you’ve ever fucked before it isn’t.
What happened to your nose?—I got punched in the face, what’s your excuse?
What’d you think of the play Mr. Little Jeans? Best play ever, man.
When one man, for whatever reason, has the opportunity to lead an extraordinary life, he has no right to keep it to himself.
(Jacques-Yves Cousteau)
When one man, for whatever reason, has the opportunity to lead an extraordinary life, he has no right to keep it to himself.
Jacques-Yves Cousteau
Who told you that God-damn lie? Never mind, I know who said it. And I’m going to stick a knife in his heart and send him back to Ireland in a body bag.
He’s from Scotland.
Well then, tell that stupid Mick he just made my list of things to do today.
With friends like you, who needs friends?
Would you like me to grab a dictionary?
You think I got kicked out just for the aquarium? Nah….it was the hand job. And you want to know something else? It was worth it.
You were in Vietnam, if I’m not mistaken.
I was in Vietnam.
Were you in the shit?
Yeah, I was in the shit.
You’re supposed to say, ‘Forget about it Sanchez, the old man likes his cannolis’
[1] were you in Vietnam?
{2} yes.
[1] were you in the shit?
{2} yes, I was in the shit.
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