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#1- Go ahead. Say it. #2- You don’t deserve her. #1- I don’t. I know that. But I need her. And I don’t need anything. #1- I’ll drive you home. #2- I’m flying home. (in a letter) Don’t invite David to the funeral, he probably wouldn’t cry. 1) Has he asked for anyone? 2) Bert … Read more

–No rolls? –You only roll in John Woo movies, not real life. –So why’d you pick me? –To piss off the captain. –You wanna join S.W.A.T.? –No, I just like applying all the time. 1:How can you trust a man who won’t eat a good ol’ fashioned American hotdog? 2:(says mockingly)He’s a vegetarian. 70 David … Read more

1.) Come to think of it, why should I give you a vitamin shot? I’m the one with the hangover. B-12, B-Complex, Crude Liver, and a generous jolt of adrenal cortex. Chased by a Bloody Mary. L’chaim! Now Lila, in order to inject this properly I have to expose my gluteus maximus. 2.) Want me … Read more