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bobby i was worried that the killer had got to you before i could come upstairs i got something to show you hey party on Come on in dear, have a seat and take of your bra if you’d like I SAID A DOLLAR BITCH! #1. How close were you to the victim? #2 Real … Read more

–Who do you think you are, my guardian angel? –I lost my wings a long time ago. Drink all you want. But don’t come in late Monday morning with a hangover. I’d rather have a judge give me the works than to have to do it to myself. Listen, any girl that waits two hours … Read more

(Wife)Where is the man I married? (Husband)Odds fish M’dear, you’re looking at him. 1)I don’t know weather your mad or… 2)Desperatly in love? It’s all the same. 1)If I were to tell you that I adore you would you have me to so stintingly?! 2)Adore me? 1)Or would you have me declare it as I … Read more