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(Taxi driver):I am not a bloody psychic! 1 how do i look 2 like a jackass 1) You are the shit. 2) That’s me…the shit. 1)Favorite sexual position? 2)(falls on ice) 1)Really? That’s mine too. 1- I hope you enjoy the gloves you bought yourself. 2- Oh, I will, I usually enjoy my own thoughtfulness. … Read more

–We all make mistakes. –You specialize in them. 1) You’re making it a bit too obvious, you know, that you hate the very sight of me. 2) The very sight of you is perhaps the one thing about you I don’t hate. And what do I know of morals and ethics? Only what I read … Read more

Corn, I don’t remember eatin no corn! (You okay in there?) Damn girl, I feel like I just gave birth, somebody smack its ass. Corn, I don’t remember eatin no corn.. I feel like I just gave birth, somebody smack it’s ass.. DENNIS RODMAN GOTTA COOTCHIE! Oh God Doc, I think it’s spreading…Do you have … Read more