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*gets thrown from horse and into water* no carrots…. …and just before we say goodbye he takes me in his arms, and then, I wake up 1) Blue! 2) Pink! 1) BLUE! 2) PINK! 1) BLUE! 2) PINK!!! 1) It looks awful! 2) That’s because it’s on you, dear! 1) One tsp? 2) One teaspoon. … Read more

(1) You really seem to like the book ‘The Count of Monte Cristo’. (2) It’s my favorite. I like it more since I’ve been in here. (1) Why is that? (2)It’s like, he wouldn’t let anyone beat him, the Count. Took what he had to take, beating, insults, whatever. And he learned from it. Then … Read more

–It’s hard to believe that you haven’t had sex for 200 years. –204, if you count my marriage. –Miles, do you know that ‘God’ spelled backwards is ‘dog’? –So? –It makes you think. –So, then what do you believe in? –Sex and death. Two things that come once in a lifetime. But at least after … Read more