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1: Goddamn it, where’s the highway? It’s been hours. 2: Probably right up ahead here. Can’t be too far. 1: Yeah, right. Used to run right through here. Those ecology boys must have moved it. 1: Well, tell me, how you like being in the Louisiana National Guard all of a sudden. 2: I don’t, … Read more

Haven’t you heard of the Emancipation Proclamation? I don’t listen to hip-hop. There’s no such thing as stupid questions. Just stupid people who ask them #1 Did you bring the flash light, #2 yes, #1 and the rope, #2 yes, #1 and the butfor, #2 whats a Butfor, #1 For pooping silly. (Cartman has been … Read more

-I am NOT finished yet! -OH, YES you AH, Captain. Fraulein. -Your face is all red! -Is it? 1) And what have you been doing? 2) Ummm…Picking blueberries 1) It’s too cold blueberries 1) they were strawberries, but it’s been so cold lately that they turned blue. 1) Do you know when I first started … Read more