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1 – Can we really count on a scientist who prays? 2 – I wouldn’t count on one who doesn’t! Bees! Bees! Millions of bees! They’re heading this way! Bzzz. Bzzz. Bzzz. High in potassium, low in sodium. I need antitoxins! I never dreamed that it would turn out to be the bees. They’ve always … Read more

*gurgling* Na-a-a na na na naa na-a- 1) I’d like her better if she’d lose at cards. Four sevens and a ten. 2) I think I won again. 1) No chance. 2) No choice. 2,3,&4) No fear! 1. Don’t let her die! 2. Is that a threat? 1. Don’t you dare let her die! 2. … Read more

–You wouldn’t actually want to live on your wife’s allowance, would you? –Of course not, darling. I’m honest because with you, I think it’s the best way to get results. I’m rather surprised myself, but perhaps it’s because for the first time in my life I know what I want. I’m told the sight of … Read more