admin –You said the ‘S’ word. –No, I didn’t. 1) Is this your mommy? 2)Yes 1)Is his you? 2)Yes 1)And who’s this? 2)This is my biological daddy and this is my honorary daddy and this is my other honorary daddy. We all live together. 1. Pete, are you listening?!? 2. NO! I’m electrocuting myself! 2)Sometimes a … Read more
(reading Sports Illustrated to infant) It’s not what you read it’s the tone of voice you use -*baby crying*Lets watch a little Tv, just you and me. There you go. Enjoy yourself. -Vimen are vondering, are they having an orgasm? *baby laughs*Men are vorried, maybe their penis. -No,nonononono. You don’t wanna hear that. *baby cries … Read more
(Troy):Are we shooting? (Soldier 1): What? (Troy): Are we shooting people or what? (Soldier 1): Are we shooting? (Troy): That’s what I’m asking you! (Soldier 1): What’s the answer? (Troy): I don’t know the answer, that’s what I’m trying to find out! (Conrad, to Bolo): I can see a grain of sand in there, I … Read more