Riddles 28

Egg Spinning Contest You and a friend decide to have an egg spinning contest. What can be done to make sure that your egg spins the longest? Boil your egg first. Unless your friend does the same, you are sure to win. Two Many Canaries? I am the owner of a pet store. If I … Read more

iphone jokes: 20 ways the iphone is one tough phone.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he checks its closet for the iphone. Too bad he didn’t look under the bed.   The iphone can taser your enemies so hard that it can actually alter their DNA. Decades from now, their descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell “What the hell was that?”   … Read more

Riddles 27

Unknown Destination When I left, I didn’t know where I was going; when I got there, I didn’t know where I was; when I returned, I didn’t know where I had been. Who was I? Christopher Columbus – when he found the Americas. Parachute Problem Shortly after jumping from an aircraft at 5000 or so … Read more