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A business traveler should bring only what fits in a carry-on bag. Checking your luggage is asking for trouble. I ran out of gas. I got a flat tire. I … uh … didn’t have change for cab fare. I left my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old … Read more

(About the tooth fairy) That’s actually a legitimate fear. She was rifiling through my shit. (Holding a strawberry) WHAT ARE YOU?? 1: Alright what do you want? 2: Your razor scooter and a fake id. 1: No way am I letting you drink! 2: So I can vote, dumbass! 3: You need a razor scooter … Read more

*KNEW THIS WAS A ONE WAY TICKET BUT YOU KNOW I HAD TO COME*_______ *LUV U WIFE* 1) LIGHTS EVERYWHERE 2)He’s hallucinating badly,… 1)Hippy, you think everything is a conspiracy. 2) Everything is! 1)This here is Fred. And he’s about to make our lives more interesting. 2)Fred, huh? I don’t know, I think hurricanes should … Read more