Movie Quotes from Accepted: Quotes from the movie Accepted

(About the tooth fairy) That’s actually a legitimate fear. She was rifiling through my shit.

(Holding a strawberry) WHAT ARE YOU??

1: Alright what do you want?
2: Your razor scooter and a fake id.
1: No way am I letting you drink!
2: So I can vote, dumbass!
3: You need a razor scooter to vote?

1: Glen since when have you been working at the kwik and stop?
2: Since I got boned HARD by every college I applied to
1: Why what happened?
2: Some political crap. I got a zero on my SAT’s.
3: You do know you get 600 points just for signing your name right?
2: …aw DAMNIT!

Ask me about my weeeeinerrr!

College is for pussies!!

glen: we could have a battle royale
rory: …what is that.

Hands: Shrader, you were afraid to try the new flavor of Dr. Pepper.
Shrader: I told you that in confidence, Hands!

I don’t want to be here when the walls start to bleed.

I hope you have hobo stab insurance.

i want to blow shit up with my mind.

I’m going off the grid. No more Franchises, no more botox, no more “Hey, oh, lets clone another goat,” and certainly no more sexual harassment lawsuits, what’s wrong with saying “Hey, nice tits.” When did that go out the window?

Look, we throw a lot of fancy words in front of these kids in order to attract them to going to school in the belief that their gonna have a better life, and we know that all were doing is breeding a whole new generation of buyers and sellers, BUYERS AND SELLERS! Pimps and whores, PIMPS AND WHORES! and indoctrinating them into a life long hell of debt and indecision!

Oh great! The birthplace of crack

Oh great, an abandoned psychiatric hospital! Now I can get Hepatitis!

Sherman Schrader: Who was that?
Bartleby Gaines: Oh, that’s our mascot
Sherman Schrader: A sandwich? You’re the SHIT Sandwiches?

Sherman Schrader: [screams loudly and high-pitched]
Bartleby Gaines: Schrader what the hell?
Sherman Schrader: It would be really cool if you guys didn’t tell anyone I scream like that…

This kitchen is bitchin’

You know a lot of people say that college is a time when young men and women expand the way that they look at their world when they open their mind to new ideas and experiences and when they begin that long journey form the innocence of Youth, to the responsibilities of Adulthood… now isn’t that a load of horse shit! AHAHAHAHA!

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