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–Mrs. Guerrero, what did your husband do in the army? –He was a demolition expert. –What about some breakfast? –Sounds like a good idea. Where should we go? –Your apartment…Well, you’ve been bragging about your scrambled eggs. It’s time I fould out just how good they really are. –What’s the security code tonight? –Lester Mainwaring. … Read more

Ladies and gentleman, this is your stewardess speaking We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused this is due to periodic airpockets we encountered. There’s no reason to be alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to … Read more

#1 Do you know what it is to laugh like that? #2 Yes, yes i do. #1 Oh my god – the sun! #2 What is it Simon? #1 A big fiery ball in the center of our solar system, but that’s not important right now, we’re headed straight towards it. #1-Can I ask you … Read more