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–Are you gonna kill me? –Not until after you open the safe….I’m just kidding. Open the safe. –Finish you fries. –You can’t tell me what to do. You can’t tell me what to do. You’re not my dad. –Didn’t anybody ever tell you about starving kids in Africa? –Why? Are you gonna send them my … Read more

‘Man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both get pissed, the giraffe falls over. The man goes to leave and the barman says ‘Oye, you can’t just leave that lyin’ there.’ Man says, ‘Naw it’s not a lion, it’s a giraffe.’….Completely humorless! *Smash* Celina:No Hannah He’s Not Infected! Hannah: I Thought He Was … Read more

!. I always thought Gwen was a lesbian. 2. I AM NOT A LESBIAN!!! 3. It would be ok if you were, you know. ‘One day at a time’ what is that? I mean like 2, 3 days at a time is an option? I don’t need the Romper Room bullshit. I just need — … Read more