–Are you gonna kill me?
–Not until after you open the safe….I’m just kidding. Open the safe.
–Finish you fries.
–You can’t tell me what to do. You can’t tell me what to do. You’re not my dad.
–Didn’t anybody ever tell you about starving kids in Africa?
–Why? Are you gonna send them my fries?
–I’ve got good news and bad news.
–What’s the good news?
–You mom’s in the trunk.
–What’s the bad news?
–She’s still alive.
–I said get a couple of guys, Jack. A couple of guys.
–He is a couple of guys.
–What’s great about dating homeless girls?
–You can drop them off anywhere.
1)Looks like your momma taught you well then. 2)Yeah, she did. So what’s your momma’s excuse?
1. so wheres your car now mister smartie pants 2. murphys driving it mister i blow chunks when i smoke
1.this ones buetiful 2. thats one of my favorite pieces 1. wheres it from 2.up my ass 1.excuse me 2. its an african piece 1. looks egyption to me
Either quit smokin’ or get a new lighter
Get your bubble gum, girl.
Guys like me die caught. Guys like you die bloody.
I didn’t leave Jesse with a stranger. I left him with you.
I don’t know what it is with those sideburns. I mean, I glued mine on. For you it’s an actual lifestyle choice.
I’ll splatter cherry pie all over the fuckin’ wall behind you and I’m
dead seroius about that!
It’s time to go to work, baby.
Learn to dance, fucker.
Man, either quick smoking or get a lighter that works
p1: why are you doing this to me?
p2: oh I’m just killing time
Pork Chop, Pork Chop
We Beat Their Team
Fucking Easy Easy
Slug bug yellow.
So, do you like big tits, or huge tits?
You know the golden rule: fuck the gold. He who has a nickel-plated
makes the rules.
You recognize me now? I recognize you.
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