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1. A little something for you to think about in the future. 2. AAHHH! 1. Assemble, mourners. 2. Uh, wrong service, father. 3. Oh…is it? 1. From now on, we only date divorcees. 2. Why? 1. Cause we’ll know they’re already ready. 2. And widowers. 1. Can’t forget the widowers. 1. What about my daughter? … Read more

#1 I don’t believe the groom has had you yet. #2 No… (in a Southern Belle accent) why no. And where is the groom? #1 He’s in the bed-room. #1: What the hell is going on here!? #2: Oh, no. It’s Mr. Laughs. (1) Just where do you guys think you are? (2)The Library of … Read more

1-This can’t go on 2-I know, basketball season ends… 2-you’ve got to understand that I’m old enough to be your father 2-your so right dear 1.How’d you get in here? 2.Well, the door was closed, so I opened it and came right in. 1.You remind me of a man. 2.What man? 1.A man with a … Read more