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AHHHHH!!!!!!AHHHHHHH!!!!!!THE BLOB’S DIGESTIN MY DICK!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!! ITS GONE!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!! MY BALLS!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! MY STRAP-ON!!!!!!ehhh…… Doctor, nothing will stop it. I think you pissed it off. I told you we’d have snow. Gotta have faith! It’s Indescribable. It’s Indestructible. It’s Insatiable. It’s the most horrible thing I’ve ever seen in my life. It’s the most horrible … Read more

–Are you blind? –Yeah. What’s your excuse? –Oh, shut up, Ed! If you can’t handle it, get me somebody who can! Get me Bruce Lee! –Bruce Lee is dead. –Then get his brother! 1)SHIT 2)FUCK 1+2)SHITFUCK Not bad for a blind man. That butter bnife ain’t gonna stop no bullet Welcome to my world. Welcome … Read more

–I swear on my mother’s grave. –Your mother is playing the back nine at Bel Air. –I was speaking in future tense. 1. New car? 2. Yes (1. throws up on the floor) 1; But I dont love him. 2; Neither do I. Whats your point? Anybody seen her. DAD Planning on having kids? David) … Read more