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used to work for the Buffalo Bill Wild West Show and a Congress of Rough Riders. And I rescued many stagecoach passengers from road agents and drunkard injuns… in the nick of time! Twice a day, three times on Saturday. #1- He’s a sweet old bear he wouldn’t harm anyone. #2-Don’t you think I know … Read more

1) What are you gonna do Sarge? 2) I’m gonna go into town and get laid. 1/_ How was she, Sarge? 2/_ Better than nothing…. 1/_ You probably like the army, don’t you Erikkson? I hate the army 2/_ This ain’t the army, Sarge… this ain’t the army 1/_ Yeh, though I walk through the … Read more

‘Safe sex’ – who would have ever thought those two words would exist in the same sentence? 1) Look, it’s like this. It’s Christmas Day, I’m sitting around my house, right, I’m all alone… so, uh, I hop in the limo… 24 hours later, I wind up in Chicago. And I say to myself, Vincent, … Read more