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–Take away the clothes and makeup and what’d ya got? –A gorgeous naked woman? –Why are you always making silly excuses for your husband? –Because you’re always making excuses for your wife. –You’ve made an old man very happy. –You’re not so old. –I know and I’m not so happy. 1.)I’ve had sex before! The … Read more

#1- I’ve got it! I’ve got it! The pellet with the poison’s in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right? #2- Right. But there’s been a change: they broke the chalice from the palace! #1- They broke the chalice from the palace? #2- And replaced … Read more

I gave birth to a nine-pound baby, asshole. I think I can handle it. Hey, this is a military athletic facility, not a gay bath house. Put on a fucking shirt, La Bamba! I strongly urge you to exit the vehicle, SIR! I work at the pentagon Sargeant ….. so I’ll admit I’m a little … Read more