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California girls. Call 911! Call 911! Dave:) You could have pissed right here! Barbara): Dave, he did! He pissed all over the joint. I ate garbage last night and I liked it. Good, you can eat garbage again tonight! I just saw our son in a tutu. That is the cherry on the top of … Read more

1) You play golf right? 2) No man how ’bout you come down here and show me. 1) Well here’s a little lesson from Tiger FORE! A fat woman wanna be skinny. A midget wanna be tall, and you wanna be white after your done with us down-trotten’, hood- recipients you wanna kick us to … Read more

(1)Hey, so after this is done do you wanna go get a drink or something? (2) Yeah sure I just have to check in with my parole officer (3) You were in jail? (4) No prison there is a difference (5) Why too many parking tickets? (6) No I was convicted of murdering my husband. … Read more