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A woman should never learn to sew and if she can she shouldn’t admit to it. Almásy: What do you love most? Katharine Clifton: Water. Fish in it. Hedgehogs, I love hedgehogs. Marmite. Baths, but not with other people! Islands. I could go on all day. Almásy: Go on all day. Katharine Clifton: Your handwriting. … Read more

$14,379. –May I comment on something? –What is it? –Your mouthwash ain’t making it. –What do they want? –They want a car. –What are you going to do? –Give them one. 1st man: $14,379.00!/ 2nd man: How can that be?/ 1st: You want an itemized account? You took out,uh, 2 front doors, 1 front window, … Read more

–I need sugar. I’m getting cranky. –Getting? –I think you’re a little young to watch this part. –Yeah, so’s she. –Planning a quick getaway? –Yeah, every since I met you. –You wanna take a poke at me? –I don’t hit senior citizens. 1) The sattilite is 150 miles above the earth and it can only … Read more