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#1 You would fight to the death against a knight who is not your enemy, for a stretch of land that you can easily ride around. #2 So be it, to the death. 1) Merlin, where are you going? 2) Where do you think? You have a kingdom to rule. 1) But how? I don’t … Read more

Pull your horns in there, boys! Nobody’s dropping an H-bomb in the middle of my beloved state! (1) If you were an alien in a shopping mall, where would you be? (2) Lingerie. (1) Not you. The alien. (2) Lingerie. (1) so what do you take fellas? light meat or dark? (2) you have to … Read more

And now she wants to be vice president. Are you here on your own?/Yes/So am I, what a fortunate coincidence. Maybe you’re my reward for my being here tonight. Better to win by admitting my sin than to lose with a halo Deep in my heart, I’m concealing things that I’m longing to say. Scared … Read more