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#1. What’s your name?! #2. …Alice… #1. PROVE IT!!! (gets to the mint 400) 1)fuck off. 2)all right (manically waves fly swat in the air) No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. The poor f**ker would see them soon enough. *Dr. Gonzo sings* One toke over the line *You can’t park here! *What? Is … Read more

(Looking at a Playboy Mag.) Margo: God, i bet it’d be a rush. Nicole: You wouldn’t really do it. Margo: Why not? I mean who wouldn’t want millions guys fantasizing about them? (sighs) It’s power! Nicole: It’s nuts. Margo: What, It doesn’t feel good to be wanted? (while strangleing Margo)- hey do you want me? … Read more

FRANKIE:How the hell did they get spaghetti on the ceiling? Get the honey, junior. Give me the key junior I’m a fat, fat man. A damn fatso. Maybe I am crazy. SENT HIM TO THE DIET DOCTOR KNOW WHAT HE DID HE WENT TO HAVE A PIZZA INSTEAD HE PROBABLY HAD SAUGGE AND PEPPERONI ON … Read more