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1)Oh, Rusty! I hit my best friend in the tits with my cufflink! But I didn’t MEAN to! Drag Queen over the radio: I need some butch faggots over here. Cheerleader Fucker! Hi, Mr. My Left Foot! Lifes a bitch so i became one X-Cop: I was wondering if I could pay you for singing … Read more

1)fame is inevitable. 2)that’s the wrong reason. 1)it’s the right idea. David: Die to be a hero someday but dont die to be a celebrity. Good thing I didn’t flatline. My 350-pound babysitter would be chasing me for the half-eaten pastrami sandwich I stole from her. Good thing I didn’t flatline. My 350-pound babysitter would … Read more

(1) What’s a dancer doing working as a welder? (2) Girl has got make a living. (1) You know I just love it how you’re always trying to straighten out someone else’s life…(2) Well whenever you want me to straighten out yours, let me know. (Genie’s Father)You girls eat like pigs. What happened to the … Read more