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1) Dr. Bilch please 2) Um, and your pet’s name 1) Get me Dr. Bilch or I’ll kill you! 1) Is he French? 2) Yes… 3) Is he good-looking? 4) Yes… 5) Is he rich? 6) Yes… 7) Does he have a sister? 1) Veal parmesiana 2) What? 1) That’s all he’ll ever eat…veal parmesiana … Read more

1. Harry froze a chicken. 2. Big deal, my butcher’s done that. 1. Yeah, but I bet your butcher never brought the chicken back to life. Daniel McCormick: You’re holding my heart. Daniel: Are you Nat Cooper? Nat Cooper: It’s the dead guy! [Felix runs in to the hallway, and also sees Daniel.] Felix: It’s … Read more

–I hope the chief of police speaks English. –We all speak English. –That’s more than I could say for my country. 1) I love you and I want to marry you. 2) I love you and I want to marry you. 1) That cuts down our love scene quite a bit, doesn’t it? I don’t … Read more