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1. Bride or groom? 2. It should be perfectly obvious I’m neither. 1. Forgive me, my lord, for the things I’m about to say in this beautiful place. Bugger! 2. Is there anything I can help you with, my son? 1. No, no. Vocal exercises. Big church. 1. Hello, I’m Charles. 2. Don’t be ridiculous! … Read more

Anne Callan: I’ll tell you what, To hell with Nick. Tell him it’s a goddamn boa-constrictor. Are we having fun yet? Do you know how painful it is to want to love someone? Face it, you are married to a middle-aged woman with a good sense of humor and dry skin. I never met anyone … Read more

1) Looking after your kids is a pain in the ass I don’t need. 2) You calling my kids a pain in the ass? 1) Oh, no sir! They’re not a pain in the ass, it is the situation that’s a pain in the ass. 2) …No, you were right the first time. They’re a … Read more