admin 1. Can you get to the Bronx in 15 minutes? 2. I’m a cab-driver, I can get to Bombay in 15 minutes. 1. You know, I’m sick of your fucking materialism. 2. Yeah, well I’m sick of your fucking sented oils. You smell like a Bombay hooker. What is this? I ordered chicken tikka masala. … Read more
A man once told me that the only thing you really own is a piece of ground the size of your shoes. Do I look like the kinda guy who reads ‘Thank You’ cards? They’re looking to invest billions in Wall Street. They’re no better than Americans. This is my Melissa. What do you do … Read more
–Captain, I’m concerned about this vessel. It’s taking on water. –Why does that concern you? –I can’t swim. –To tell you the truth, I didn’t we could do it. –To tell you the truth, neither did I. He’s gonna kill me when the war is over. He’s gonna kill when the war is over. Someone … Read more