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1) FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! You are going through one of those *what does it all mean* stages aren’t you? 2) Yes, very much so indeed 1) I will now sell five copies of the three EP’s by the Beta Band. 2) Do it. 1) I will now sell three copies of the 3 EP’s by … Read more

–Have you ever won a case? –No. –Is he ambidextrous? –Yeah. –Lieutenant, I am an attorney. May I please see the charging document? –We call it a charge sheet. –Fabulous. May I see it? -Agent Mullins. I just need a minute of your time. -Somehow I’m confident it’s not my rugged good looks to which … Read more

(She)Are you coming to my room tonight? (He)I don’t know, I am tired. (She)I’ll let you put on my underwear. (He)I’ll be there at 10. –Richard H. Thorndyke. What does the ‘H’ stand for? –Harpo. My mother loved the Marx brothers. She saw all their movies. 1. Where’s Brisbane? 2. They took him to…OWWWWWWWWW Harvey … Read more