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– It’s really cold outside. You’re a pretty tough old bird – She knows I’m gonna be alone? What if she gets knocked up on iced tea, comes over and makes me smoke cigarettes? – I’m going Alex – Boredom? I hear it’s deadly in old folks 1. You hit my winkie! 2. Well, if … Read more

Get out of here you nosy little pervert, Or ill slap you silly. (After getting the money from the toy store) Harry: Merry Christmas, Harry! Marv: Happy Hanukkah, Marv! (Harry)Nothing would trill me more then to shoot you but since we’re in a hurry, you throw down the camera, and you will never here from … Read more

#1 He was in the garage playing with the glue gun again.. #2 Did I burn down the joint?..I don’t think so, i was making ornaments out of fish hooks! #3 my NEW fish hooks?! #2 i can’t make ornaments out of the old ones, with dried worm guts stuck on em! #1 Yeah, kids … Read more