admin Don’t you get it? Will Benson. Ben’s son. Hi dad. Every guy in history who tried to pick up a girl did the good friend thing first. I’m tired, I’m hungry, and I’m fuckin horny.. I’m tired, I’m wet, I’m fucking horny, and personally, I ain’t seen one goddamned serial killer! Just… Fucking… DIE… Ray … Read more
–He’s a bad guy, right? –I don’t know. People are flip-flopping so much, I lost track. –Hey! That wasn’t so bad! –Yeah! Are your legs numb? –Hey, what’s this? It looks like a sock. –It’s a secret spy mask. –Hey, man! This is a sock! –There’s one thing that will always make a man talk. … Read more
1. Every girl here wants your jock. You could have your pick. Your absolute pick. 2. And look who he picks. 1.Careful. You might catch what she’s got. 2. Oh yeah, and what’s that? 1. Wierdness. 1.I never hear those words around here. 2.Every one uses them. 1. Say them again. 2. SHIT! FUCK! Such … Read more