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Charlie: A promise is a promise! Charlie: Ok, why don’t you decide? Door number one, double the tip, door number two, half of what I won in the lottery. Yvonne: I choose? Ok, I pick door number two. I choose half of what you won in the lottery. Pay up. Charlie: Ok, I was hoping … Read more

You are a god. You are god number one. But who are THEY going to believe is god? Him…are maybe him? You see, there must be a god number one. #1. Are you a doctor? #2. More like a vet. #1. What are you giving me? #2. You’ll like it. I like it. As unstable … Read more

-Chuck, this isn’t really a good time to get depressed. -You’re right. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. -Look at the upside. We’re not living lives of quiet desperation. -Is this the oasis? -Does this look like an oasis to you? -Yeah, look at the birds. Are those vultures? -Yeah. -You mean they’re here … Read more