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(Mike) What do you when you aren’t flying people? (Hoagie) I deliver laundry. Amity Police Department…Hold it!! At least it sounded better when I was a shepherd. come and get me you son of a bitch! Come and get me!!! Fuck you, you stupid dirty shark that ate my brother and raped my wife! Get … Read more

(Kelly) I got a better idea. Like lagoons? (Sean) Lagoons? Lagoons… 1)He don’t sleep in, he don’t LIVE in. You tell Shelby Overman for me that he can take a flying leep in a rolling doughnut on a gravel driveway. Is that my beeper or your beeper? I don’t know. I’ll use this beeper. I’ll … Read more

(Andy) I wonder why they decided to move. (Brooke) Too hot in the lighthouse? (Mike) Too hot for those two? I don’t believe it. (in a mock British accent) This will be our FINEST hour! AD LINE: *Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water……* Brody: i know what a … Read more