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Have you ever gotten the feeling that you aren’t completely embarrassed yet, but you glimpse tomorrow’s embarrassment? #1- I’m from Arizona Jerry. I broke Arizona records. #2- Rod? #1- I went to Arizona State. #2- Rod? #1- I’m a Sun Devil man! ( #1 talking to #2) 1) Shut up… Just shut up. You had … Read more

1. I’ll have two Bob Burgers and two side orders of frizzy fries please. 2. OK then hot spicy lamby nipple chops with sour sauce on them. 1. My mom came home the other night and she poured hot grease over my ass , my back and my genitals, and then my shoes fell off. … Read more

#1. Now listen here, boy. See that? That’s shit. And this….this is Shinola. (1)Hey mister, don’t call that dog lifesaver.(2) No?? 1()Call him SHITHEAD. (1)You mean I’m gonna STAY this color?!?!?! (2)Naven, I’d love you if you were the color of a baboon’s ass. (looks at newspaper and gasps) Stolen! (singing) Oh, I’m picking out … Read more