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I HAVE NO LEGS I HAVE NO LEGS I HAVE NO LEGS, I HAVE NO LEGS -I don’t know Casper, I think I’m getting addicted to this shit. -What, virgins? -Yeah it’s like all I think about now, having complex fantasies and shit. -What do u mean man? -I don’t know. Like going all out. … Read more

1) So the cosmic purpose of our meeting is for me to give you free advice? What do I get out of it? 2) We don’t know yet 1)Why wouldn’t your 8 year old self time travel 30 years to help you out? You’re obviously in trouble. 2) You think he’s here to help ME … Read more

2 women: hey immmm i was just wondering if you could sign an autograph for owr son bysong. guy: well sure. 2women: ok tis B-Y-S- guy:ok all ready got it. 2 women:ok then?well immm thank you to:bing bong? I got Soccer Instructional DVD’s I like to keep ma pimp pants strong craker! ya feel me?!! … Read more