2 women: hey immmm i was just wondering if you could sign an autograph for owr son bysong. guy: well sure. 2women: ok tis B-Y-S- guy:ok all ready got it. 2 women:ok then?well immm thank you to:bing bong?
I got Soccer Instructional DVD’s
I like to keep ma pimp pants strong craker! ya feel me?!! ya feel me nigga!?
ill eat a worm if ya give me 5 bux
Kate: I’m going to be 17 tomorrow.
Max: Wow, now you can read Seventeen magazine and get all the references.
Max:Are you wearing mascara?
Otis:No….. yes.
Mike Ditka: No Smoking means No Smoking
Mike Ditka: Way to go, Bing Bong!
No smoking means No smoking
Oh, I’ve been to Prague. Well, I haven’t been to Prague been to Prague but I know that whole thing. Stop shaving your armpits, read the unbearable lightness of being now I know how bad american coffee is.
Phil: Derek, I thought we were friends!!!
Andy: My name isn’t Derek it’s ANDY!!!
Phil: No your new name is LIAR because you are telling lies!!!
Phil: No, No Football he coacked the 1986… Mike Ditka: 1985 Phil: 1985 Bears to a victory in the Super Bowl it’s Mike Ditka Everybody
Phil: You just ease up there on that corduroy jacket.
Phil:I can eat a box of cookies tonight. Can you do that? No. Because you’re nothin’ but a fart-faced kid.
Phil:I’m angry! I’m spitting angry! I’m like a tornado of anger, swirling about!
Phil:They’re like 4-foot whirling dervishes. I don’t even know what a whirling dervish is but that’s what they’re like.
well if it isn’t fuck, suckass, shitcock
what is that haunting aroma?
You real duffer! you know?!
[while camping, Phil howls like a wolf]
Neighbor: SHUT UP OUT THERE!!
Phil: You shut up in there!!
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