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–Ordinarily, I don’t like to be around interesting people because it means I have to be interesting too. –Are you saying I’m interesting? –All I’m saying is that, when I’m around you, I find myself showing off, which is the idiot’s version of being interesting. –What did you have in mind? –Well, I was thinking … Read more

(1) I’d like to see you again. (2) Are you asking me for a date or an appointment? (1) I don’t know. (2) Well if you’re asking me for a date I should know your first name. (1) Forget I asked. It was a mistake. (1)Merry Christmas. (2) Merry Christmas to you, officer. (1)That obvious, … Read more

(guys training), one of us, is wearing a pushup bra, it is lacy, and cute… (Singing) Neo….. Banananana….. Sporen….. *humming* MT: Oh, Taco Bell, Taco Bell. Product placement with Taco Bell. Enchirito, Bystanders: Mucho burrito! *lady picks up baby* ah, what a nice little baby *lady throws baby down hill* …But that would leave my … Read more