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Do hold the door for ladies, Don’t talk with your mouth full, don’t pick your nose. Get out of the way, Professor! i am a professor. i am a genius. you may call me… professor genius. and this is bon bon. Nobody gets the slip like ol’ Flip! Nobody’s ever received a royal invitation…in his … Read more

(Maurice pulls down Brian’s pants and leaves him in his boxers) 1)Maurice! What are you doing? 2)Nice ass! 3)Good intwister too! (later on) 1)Not even my mother’s seen me in my boxer shorts! 3)Brian is that the only person in you life? A woman who wears an over the shoulder boulder holder? 1)What about that … Read more

I can say what I want – I still got Nazi bullets in my ass. Can I give you some advice? I’ll give you some anyway. I don’t want you to do the same misstakes as I did. Dwayne, that’s your name right? Dwayne? This is the voice of experience talking. Are you listening? Fuck … Read more