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Here are some of the strangest and most unusual names that celebrities and famous people have named their babies. From the innocentently creative, to the a little too cute, to the painfully cruel, the only consistency is that none of these names can be considered boring…
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(If you know of some that I missed, please feel free to email me at mail @ innocentenglish.com)
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Audio Science. Parent: Shannyn Sossamon
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Apple. (daughter) Parent: Gwenyth Paltrow and Chris Martin. Also: Moses (son)
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Astrella Celeste. Parent: Donovan
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Atherton Grace. Parent: Don Johnson
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Atlanta. Parent: Tony Mortimer (from East 17) And also John Taylor (Duran Duran)
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Avalon. Parent: Mike Kroeger (from Nickelback)
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Alchamy. Parent: Jane Pollack
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Aurelius Cy. Parent: Elle Macpherson
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Bamboo. Parent: Big Boi (from Outkast)
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Banjo. Parent: Rachel Griffiths
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Beckett. Parent: Melissa Ethridge
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Bijou. Parent: John Phillips
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Blossom. Parent: Lil Mo (from Eastenders)
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Blue Angel. Parent: The Edge (from U2)
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Bogart Che Peyote (son) Parent: Betty Rainey. Also:
Rocco Kokopelli (son)
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Bow-Ty. Parent: 50 Cent
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Boston. Parent: Kurt Russel
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Brawley King. Parent: Nick Nolte
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BreAzia Ranee (daughter) Parent: Al Richardson (Basketball player)
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Cairo. Parent: Beverly Peele
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Caledonia. Parent: Shawn Colvin
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Calico. Parent: Alice Cooper
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Camera. Parent: Author Ashe (Tennis Player)
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Cedella. Parent: Bob Marley
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Chanel. Parent: Nelly
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Chesney. Parent: Len Chip Hawkes (from The Tremoles)
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Coco. Parent: Sting
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Coco Riley. Parents: Courteney Cox Arquette and David Arquette
(Coco may stand for COurteney COx).
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Cruz. Parents: David and Victoria Beckham
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Creason. Parent: Shari Shattuck
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Chorde. Parent: Snoop Doggy Dogg
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Cypress. Parent: Sole
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Clementine. Parent: Cybill Shepherd
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Decker. Parent: Nikki Sixx
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Denim Cole. Parent: Toni Braxton. Also:
Diezel Ky
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Destry. Parent: Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw
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Devo. Parent: Maynard James Keenan (from Tool)
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Duncan Zowie Heywood Jones. Parent: David Bowie
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Dusti Raine (daughter) Robert Van Winkle (Vanilla Ice)
Keelee Breeze (daughter)
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Dweezil. (son) Parent: Frank Zappa. Also:
Ahmet Emuukha Rodan (son)
Moon Unit (daughter)
Diva Muffin daughter)
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Essenz Astral. Parent: Michael Schenker and Bella Piper
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Ellery. Parent: Laura Dern
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Eliesse. Parent: Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin
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Fifi Trixibell. Parent: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates. Also:
Pixie.
Peaches.
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Fire. Parent: Steve Vai
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Free (son). Parent: David Carradine and Barbara Hershey
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Freedom. Parent: Steve Miller
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Fuchsia. Parent: Sting
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Gaia Romilly (daughter) parents: Emma Thompson and Greg Wise. Also:
Thyme (son)
Iman (daughter)
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God’iss Love Stone. Parent: Lil’ Mo
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Greer. Parent: Kelsey Grammer
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Gulliver. Parent: Gary Oldman
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Happy. Parent: Macy Gray
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Harlem. Parent: The Game (Jayceon Taylor)
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Heavenly Hiranna Tiger Lily. Parent: Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates.
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Heaven. Parent: Lil’ Mo
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Hendrix. Parent: Zakk Wylde
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Homer James Jigme (son) Parents: Richard Gere and Carey Lowell
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Hopper. Parent: Sean Penn and Robin Wright
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Ireland. Parent: Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger
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Indiana August. Parent: Casey Affleck
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Indio. Parent: Robert Downey Jr.
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Jermajesty. Parent: Jermaine Jackson
(OUCH! This one is extra painful!)
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Jagger. Parent: Scott Stapp (from Creed) And also Jacoby Shaddix (Papa Roach)
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Jazz Domino. Parent: Joe Strummer
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Jett. Parent: John Travolta and Kelly Preston
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Jaz. Parent: Andre Agassi
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Kal-el. Parent: Nicholas Cage.
(Kat-el is Superman’s birthname).
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Kyd Miller. Parent: Tea Leoni and David Duchovny
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Laprincia. Parent: Bobby Brown
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Leelee. Parent: Lindsey Buckingham
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Lennon. Parent: Liam Gallagher
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Liberty. Parent: Ryan Giggs
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London. Parent: Slash Also Sebastian Bach
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Lucky. Parent: Damon Dash
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Lyric Chanel. Parent: Tami Anderson (from The Real World)
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Luna Coco. Parent: Frank Lampard
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Loewy. Parent: John Malkovich
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Lark Song. Parent: Mia Farrow
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Memphis Eve. Parent: Bono (from U2)
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Messiah Ya’majesty. Parent: T.I. (rapper)
(If the queen of England every met this child, what would they call each other? And WWJD?)
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Moxie Crimefighter. Parent: Penn Gillette
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Million. Parent: Mystikal (from No Limit)
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Maddox Chivan Thornton (son). Parent: Angelina Jolie. Also:
Zahara Marley (daughter)
Shiloh Nouvel (daughter) (With Brad Pitt)
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Maesa. Parent: Bill Pullman and Tamara Hurwitz
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Navy. Parent: Nivea and Terius Nash
(We’re waiting for his brothers Airforce and Coast Guard).
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Nico Blue. Parent: Shannon Hoon
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O’shea. Parent: Ice Cube
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O’shun. Parent: Tamika Scott (Xscape)
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O’shitt. (Sooner or later, some celeb will use this for an unplanned kid).
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Oriole. Parent: Donovan
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Ocean. Parent: Forest Whitaker
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Peaches Honeyblossom. Parent: Bob Geldoff
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Persephone. Parent: Suki Mead
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Phoenix Chi. Parent: Melanie Brown (Scary Spice)
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Pilot Inspektor. Parent: Jason Lee
(Gee, how can I really mess up my child without doing anything illegal? GOT IT!)
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Pirate. Parent: Jonathan Davis (from Korn)
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Pixie. Parent: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
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Poppy Honey. Parent: Jamie Oliver. Also:
Daisy Boo
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Prima Sellechia. Parent: John Tesh
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Puma. (daughter) Parent: Erykah Badu
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Poet Sienna Rose. Parent: Soleil Moon Frye
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Raine. Parent: Bret Michaels
(Not bad at all. Unless the next ones are named Sleete and Hail Stone)
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Racer. Parent: Robert Rodriguez. Also:
Rebel.
Rhiannon.
Rocket.
Rogue.
Ridiculous: What this is becoming.
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Reign Beau. Parent: Ving Rhames. Also:
Freedom.
(I would make a joke here but Ving Rhames is a big dude. Great names, sir).
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Rumer. Parent: Demi Moore and Bruce Willis. Also:
Tallulah Belle.
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Sage Moonblood. (daughter) Parents: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack. Also:
Seargeoh (son)
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Scout Larue.
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Rennon. Parent: Griffin O’neal
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Redmond. Parent: Farrah Fawcett
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Ryker. Parent: Forbes Riley
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Saffron Sahara. Parent: Simon Lebon. Also:
Tallulah Pine.
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Seven Sirius. Parents: Andre Benjamin (Andre 3000) and Erykah Badu
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Sosie Ruth (daughter) Parents: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick. Also:
Travis Sedg (son)
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Sy’rai. Parent: Brandy
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Sistine Rose. Parent: Sylvester Stallone
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Starlite Melody. Parent: Marisa Berenson
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Sosie. Parent: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick
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Sonora Rose. Parent: Alice Cooper
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Satchel. Parent: Spike Lee
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Sonnet. Parent: Forest Whitaker
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Sailor Lee. Parent: Christie Brinkley
(Well, hello there sailor!)
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Shepherd Kellen. Parent: Jerry Seinfeld
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Storm. Parent: Nikki Sixx
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Suri. Parents: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
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Takoma. Parent: Dmx
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Teddy Jo. (daughter) Parent: John Cougar Mellencamp. Also:
Justice (daughter)
Hud (son)
Spec Wildhorse (son)
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Thelonius. Parent: Mitch Forge (the Crash Test Dummies)
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Tiger Lily (daughter) Roger Taylor. Also:
Lola Daisy (daughter)
Rufus Tiger (son)
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Tulip. Parent: Tiny Tim
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True. Parent: Forest Whitaker
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Tu. Parent: Rob Morrow
(“It sure is cloudy today Daddy.” “Don’t worry. The sun will come out, Tu Morrow”).
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Tryumph. Parent: Jayson Williams
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Venetia Ember. Parent: Don Everly
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Waker. Parent: Mike House (Widespread Panic)
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Whizdom. Parent: Jayson Williams
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Willow Camille Reign. Parent: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith
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Wolfgang. Parent: Eddie Van Halen Also Perry Farrell
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Xen. Parent: Tisha Campbell-Martin
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Zephyr. Parent: Robby Benson
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Zyon. Parent: Lauren Hall
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wow holy mannoli people i feel sooo bad for like, say, DWEEZIL, and PEACHES HONEYBLOSSOM, and FIFI TRIXIBELL!!!!!!! OMG PEOPLE HOW DO YOU THINK UR KIDS FEEL!!!!!
Actually, Bijou means Jewel in french. And I like Cruz. That was probably the most normal name up there…but then again i like all the Beckham boys’ names. And Persephone is the name of a greek god.
Wolfgang is a very traditional German name.
Sage Stallone is a man.
rest assured, these kids wont suffer over it!
i think all these kids will sufer with teasing the rest of their lives
These are hilarious! But you forgot an extremely important one: Jason Lee’s son Pilot Inspektor. He has a middle name that sounds something like “Reichstahg” but I’m not sure how it’s spelled.
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There is also another child called ‘moon unit’ that is frank Zappa’s if I remember correctly.
Sorry, it is already up there, it was under the D’s so it passed me, please excuse me.
I feel so sorry for the vast majority of these children — some little, some grown. I would pray that all these “celebrities” would (finally) ask themselves this question: “WHAT WAS I THINKING?????” Then perhaps if they have another child — or grandchildren — they make sure they’re not given S-T-U-P-I-D names! Come on, people! It makes great publicity for you, but a lifetime of shame — and having to spell their names — for the poor kids!!
I wonder what names these kids wii give there children. Perhaps names like John, Joe, Bill, Mary, Sue, or Fred.
Courteney cox actually named her daughter coco because when courteney cox wav cocos age all of her friends uswd to call her mom mother coco so that’s why xx