–You shot me! –I grazed you. –Well, that’s still shooting me! A little bit of flatulence,an elephant could take a shit in the back seat and it would’nt smell so bad. ATF agent Vann reacts after Andy Fiddler farts in his car. Could we just let it go?!! Andy Fiddler asks after farting in ATF … Read more
1)Can she cook? 2)Hell no! But she’s gorgeous. 1. Just tell me if you didn’t, i’ll believe you. 2. No! No, sir. I didn’t spend all summer teaching you so you could cheat on this question. 1.I want you to meet Professor Hartley, of Yale. This is my son, Charles. 2.Just call me Carl. I … Read more
(1)As you know, my research has advanced to a point where I can put her mind into the body of a gorilla. (2)I couldn’t fuck a gorilla. (1)I can’t. (2)Can’t what? (1)I can’t inject you window cleaner. (2)I don’t mind. Hey, what does it do anyway? (1)It causes your brain to die last. (2)I don’t … Read more
