Great Quotes: The Best Top Funny, Clever, Witty Quotes

Here are some of the top great witty quotes, funny quotes and best clever famous quotes. The man who can’t dance thinks the band is no good. ~Polish Proverb It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner. ~Ben Bergor Graduation … Read more

Best Famous Quotes by: Max Beerbohm, Ludwig van Beethoven, Isabella Mary Beeton, Jim Beggs, Brendan Behan, Brendan Francis Behan, Aphra Behn, Heda Bejar, Alexander Graham Bell, Bernard Iddings Bell, Brad Bell, Darrin Bell, Dan Bellack, Joachim du Bellay, Hilaire Belloc, Saul Bellow, Mark Beltaire, David Ben-Gurion, Robert Benchley, Robert Charles Benchley, Betty Bender, Ruth Benedict, Ruth Fulton Benedict, Saint Benedict, Stephen Vincent Benet, John Benfield, Eugene Benge, Ingrid Bengis, W. G. Benham, and Roberto Benigni

Best Max Beerbohm Quotes: The most famous quotes by Max Beerbohm Nobody ever died of laughter. — Max Beerbohm People who insist on telling their dreams are among the terrors of the breakfast table. — Max Beerbohm It distresses me, this failure to keep pace with the leaders of thought, as they pass into oblivion. … Read more

Best Famous Quotes by: Hal Lancaster, Ken Lancaster, Edwin H. Land, Ann Landers, Alf Landon, Michael Landon, Walter Landor, Walter Savage Landor, Tom Landry, Christine Lane, Rose Lane, Andrew Lang, K. D. Lang, Ossian Lang, R. D. Lang, Frederick Langbridge, Dorothea Lange, Byron J. Langenfeld, Susanne Langer, William Langland, Jean R. Langley, Walter Dale Langtry, Sidney Lanier, Anna Lappe, Ring Lardner, John Larroquette, Earnie Larsen, Doug Larson, Jonathan Larson, and Las

Best Hal Lancaster Quotes: The most famous quotes by Hal Lancaster Getting fired is nature’s way to telling you that you had the wrong job in the first place. — Hal Lancaster Best Ken Lancaster Quotes: The most famous quotes by Ken Lancaster Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. … Read more