–My, you’re here early this morning. –Mr. Oxley complained about my punctuation, so I made sure I got here before nine. 1) Don’t try to hide I know you’re in that closet 2) Did you see me go in the closet 1) No 2) Am I in the closet now? 1) Well, no 2) Then … Read more
1) I wanna hit him 2) No, I wanna hit him 1+2) Let’s both hit him! Charlie is going down, and your the only family he’s got Who you calling nigger? You know this job can be hazardous to your health You mess with my train and I’ll kill ya You’re on the edge. You’re … Read more
(said to a guard while getting off a prison bus) hey man let me borrow your gun 1) James had all the women back in high school. 2) Yeah all the women all the men, I fucked em’ all. 1) Oh, I get it! So, you’re Dihane Carroll’s kid, and Vic Damone’s kid. So, you’re … Read more