#1) You screwed Connie, didn’t ya. #2) No, man. #1) I said, did you screw Connie? #2)Oh. Yeah. Lots. #1)She’s Hugh’s widow, and she has just given birth to my grandchild under 200 tons of twisted metal, so I don’t care if she turns out to be a Columbian druglord, I’m gonna help her all … Read more
(barman) smoking or non smoking? (stu) er, non smoking please (mrs doubtfire) SMOKING! (miranda)mrs doubtfire u dont smoke! (mrs doubtfire) no i dont…but i did. i find that if i inhale just that little bit of nicoteen, then it steals my wool REALLY! (CHRIS) Lydie!! Call the police..now! (LYDIE) What?! Why?! (CHRIS) Is Ms. Doubtfire! … Read more
1.Mr. President, will the Senator yield? 2.Will the Senator yield? 3.No, sir, I’m afraid not, no sir. I yielded the floor once before, if you can remember, and I was practically never heard of again. No sir. And we might as well all get together on this yielding business right off the bat, now. Either … Read more