(1)my mother told me this on my wedding day. We women might be lambs in the kitchen, but tigers in the bed. (2)Ew please let that be the end of your story. (pushing on collar bone)I could snap you like a chicken! –How are we supposed to know what’s going on? –It’s all Greek to … Read more
Are’nt you forgetting, I’m a Vampire. that has surtain Advantiges.I DON’T KILL PEOPLE. What do I have to do kill you? No problem! I’m carrying a can of invisible hair spray. There’s worst things than being a vampire. This blood’s for you. Well, it’s been one hell of a night What better way to get … Read more
A seaman’s a seaman. A captain’s a captain. And a shipman, Sir Joseph, is the lowest form of animal life in the British Navy. An island can be hell or a home, as we choose to make it. Friend. The finest word in any language. From now on, they’ll spell mutiny with my name. I … Read more